Wow, life is so interesting. I would love to make a positive impact among the youth in the community (my dream.)
Here is a list of lies I have told myself and others
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter (I could)
Money Can’t Buy You Love (it did)
That’s it. I’m an honest person. You should try it sometime, chikorita. Maybe you’ll learn how to talk to people the way they want to hear it be told unto them. With style and grace<(*___~)
"I met my wife on a Heiko Julien status comment thread." - most adults in the year 2040.
People. Stop. Having. Sex.
FACT: Marijuana has literally never killed anyone. Your move, Obama.
FACT: the last three presidents have smoked weed, whether by Choom Gang, Skull and Bones, or Fake Inhale. But ônly two did coke. And only one did 9/11. Coincidence? Not it you consider that 9/11 was actually Clinton’s fault via not getting bin laden when he had the chance back in 96. Which leads us back to weed. Oops! Stoner moment, Bubba
I know the pieces fit. But did Bush? What did you know and when did you know it, Mr President? More to the point, do you think GWB has ever listened to Tool? Even further up in the point, do you think Alex Grey could be commissioned to paint a veiny DMT portrait of Bush 43?
More to the point, cigarettes, despite having never killed anyone, are continuously vilified in the lamesteam media while our Commander in Chump puffs away on the White House lawn!!! Great parenting skills, Obummer. A nation weeps.
FACT: Barack Obama has admittedly smoked weed during his time at Occidental College while wearing a fedora and khaki slacks. Apparently his “mom jeans” were at the cleaners ;)
Please do not miss the point — marihuana has never killed anyone, has been smoked by major players on the world political scene, inspired snoop DOGG to change his NAME.. And yet bit coin is tanking and the economy is down???
Something smells a little funky here. And it’s not uncle snoopys homegrown at one of his rap concerts!
I have full faith in marijuana and it’s cousin weed to revitalize the American economy. But will our leaders realize their hypocrisy before it’s too late?
Yes, pot may have played a key role in the September 11th attacks. Some say that in addition to frequenting strip clubs the Saudi hijackers were recreational reefer smokers. Which adds another layer to an onion that we all teared up over on that fateful day.
The age old question of “what were they smoking??” may , in fact, simply be Weed.
Yeah I’m extremely charming and nothing bothers me. I abandoned my wife and child to sit under a tree and think about how everyone else is suffering and I didn’t even care.
Desperate people follow me seeking enlightenment and I respond to their basic existential queries with brief non-sequiter replies that they puzzle over fruitlessly for days while I sit silently in a lotus position with a neutral facial expression.